Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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