I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
There's always time for handjobs
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
I’m so poor I’m filling a flask with vodka and bringing it to the bar.
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