If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
She went to the bathroom before i broke up with her so i changed all 2500 of her songs on her computer to "I'm a cheating whore"
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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