I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
The oven caught fire. I put it out, but called the fire department just to make sure it was okay since the smoke wasn't going away
You just wanted to meet firemen
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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