white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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