Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
only you would photoshop your dick
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
My wife googled 'purchase vibrator.' Not sure if I should be excited or offended.
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The woman at the bus stop told me i smell delicious and asked if i wear cotton then proceeded to tell me about her shellfish allergy
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
You know you're sufficiently drunk when the 411 dude just says, "Fuck it! I'll Google that shit for you, what movie do you want to see?" and proceeds to give you showtimes for 3 different theatres.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
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What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
How is it that I know 4 different bartenders who won't charge me for drinks, but I can't get laid?
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