Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
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Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
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All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
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