I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
Showing up at the grocery store at 5am to have the clerk sprint to the condom cabinet waiving the keys because you told him to hurry it was an emergency
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
Can you bring me the toilet please
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
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