Barsexuality is the new black.
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
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I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
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The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
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