Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
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she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
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Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
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