I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
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