Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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