I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
The best part about this city is obvious. Someone saw me crouching by a bar pissing in my leftover Panera bread bowl and they just winked.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
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