He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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