i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
woke up with food on the counter from chipotle, taco bell, green cactus, and on the border take out. explain?
you were trying to get this Spanish chick to sleep with you. you were showing her how much you "loved her native food."
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
I told you alcohol was flammable, but you didn't believe me until you tried to extinguish your sparkler by submerging it in vodka and the bottle burst into flames.
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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