seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
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