I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
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Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
Drunk puking in my bathtub has plugged it up for the third time this year. I hate these calls to my landlord.
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
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Panda onesie. Pizza. Netflix. Wrapped up like a burrito. Screw you guys and your cute relationships THIS IS WHAT INFINITE HAPPINESS TASTES LIKE
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
I just forgot I was standing up.
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
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