Whod you bang
she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
Its about making memories worth repressing
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
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