So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
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