Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
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You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
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He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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