Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
Look, the coffee machine died a noble death. It was the way it would have wanted to go. It was a mercy exploding, really.
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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