Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
The coffee and champagne are fighting over who gets to absorb the one pancake in my stomach
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
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there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
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I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
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