is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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