He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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