I accidentally burped into my bong.
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
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