Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
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