i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
After I finished inserting the catheter he said he thought my name was familiar. Didn't have the nerve to tell him he was my fifth grade teacher.
Seriously, I woke you up with tacos, I think I deserve the best girlfriend ever award
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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