at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
I was lying there too hungover to move when my dog jumped onto my bed and set half a calzone on my pillow. Best. Dog. Ever.
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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