I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
I'm experimenting with sincerity
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
You told me you were going to invite all of your Tinder matches to the same bar on the same night and make them compete for your affection in a series of Lust Olympics. Winner gets laid.
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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