I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
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U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
17 year olds will be the death of me.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
My ex came to my place while I was gone. Random things he took: snow shoes, my laundry quarters, a decorative picture, all my condiments, the container that held my rice and a sticker off my wallet. Then left a note saying he watered my plants and fed my cats. What. The. Fuck.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
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it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
How high are you rn
Well I just ate a cheesecake straight from the box with a fork and now I’m laying upside down in a recliner chair seeing if I can Uber eats Doritos
So not that high
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