How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
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Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
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Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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