Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
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i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
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Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
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