Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
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