Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
anyone who says 'i love you' and then followed by 'im going to call the cops if you touch me' doesnt really mean the first part fyi
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
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i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
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My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
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