wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
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Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
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I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
the roommate is literally cooking green eggs n ham, and I'm too hungover to see straight. Dr Seuss nightmare.
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
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