Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
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