belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
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