sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
Need sex. Gaining weight.
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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