Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
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You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
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He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
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