You made me cry and you don't even care
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
Just want you to know I am def drunk enough to burn down your house. Don't worry I checked the stove like 6 times. I love grilled cheese
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
Randomize