found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
birth control should be required to get into college
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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