So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
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