i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
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im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
What's the sex policy on a school bus? Because I dibs back seat.
Sex allowed. Dress code is neon and obnoxious.
We are gonna die. I wanna enforce the "no jumping out of moving vehicles" policy. And how are we gonna get a school bus through mcdonalds drive thru?
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Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
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