they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
i just google imaged poop.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
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