Regardless, you never quit out of your interenet. You left your porn on the living room comp. Then you passed out four feet from the chair with your hand still down your pants. We decided that we should go back to her place instead. Worlds best wingman.
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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