Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
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