Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
don't tell her this, but while we were doing it doggy style I picked up my phone and changed my status to "who let the dogs out"
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
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so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
I'm on my "fiiiiirrrst" glass of wine- the quotes mean it's the last of the bottle- so I really need you to pick up your phone so we can talk about this
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I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
WHY DID YOU INVITE ALEX?!?
Because she offered to bring a keg.
And also because you fucked her in an alley last week and I'm trying to be a good friend.
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
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