ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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