She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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