I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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