"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
Turns out vomit takes off spray tan.
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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