That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
operation have a gay friend backfired
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
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