one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
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stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
My dog just threw up a condom. Sorry for accusing you of not wearing one, I found it now.
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I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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