D3 body, D1 cock
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
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